Fundies

You know who really pisses the Almighty off? Fundamentalists. What is an all-powerful being to do with those who allow themselves to be consumed by stupidity? I could use a "natural" disaster, but those are always so messy and not as effective as I would prefer. I know, I'll turn them all gay. Oh wow, no wonder they call me God. I'm full of such perfect ideas. Of course they will still breed because of their denial and stupidity. Nonetheless, it will be funny to see, and maybe a few will kill themselves and each other. Progress takes time, even for me. Well, not always, but in this case I would rather watch and enjoy the suffering at their expense. I am, as they say, a wrathful God.