Trip To Cambodia

Good day to thee. I have had much fun inflicting justice upon those whom are deserving. Just this past week I visited Cambodia and used my God morphing powers to take the form of a 9-year-old girl working as a sex slave. Just as I was about to be anally raped by an overweight man from Florida, I morphed my anus into a bear trap. I had never heard such screaming, until then of course. After the sex tourist fell to the floor bleeding, I morphed into a bear and sodomized him. Then I pooped on him and ran through the tiny village that was filled with sex tourists and the people who profit from abusing children, and I ate them. All of them. That was my good deed for the day. I am a good deed for me sakes. I usually tend not to intervene with human activities, but when I do I like to make a lasting impression. In the name of me, I rule.