Last Chance

My children, I apologize for my sudden outburst in my last post. I'm just really fed up with your actions as a people. Therefore, I'm canceling the end of the world and the rapture. This shall make you all have to work together for peace instead of focusing on your individual problems and worries of whether or not you will make it to heaven. You must now work to make sure that each of you will attain the love the is intended for each and every one of you. If this doesn't work, I'm canceling death. This will cause all to live in eternal agony if you do not treat each other well. Imagine being married for 1000+ years. Yes, this is scary, as it should be. Do not, as one would say, fuck this up.